Edward Coristine
Perhaps the most famous of the DOGE wreckers, Edward “Big Balls” Coristine achieved early attention for joining DOGE at the young age of 19. Previously, he had been a camp counselor and a summer intern at Neuralink, who grew up in wealth and joined up with hacking groups online, before eagerly jumping on to the DOGE bandwagon. However, he has also accrued a large number of hits on his wrecking spree across the federal government, starting at the GSA on Day One and then detailing to OPM and a large number of other agencies within a short amount of time; for instance, he appears to have been DOGE’s vanguard within the Department of Homeland Security. Most recently, he has been linked to a team developing an online application for a $5 Million “Gold Card” Visa that has been promoted by Trump as a new revenue stream for the US.
Positions
Position | Dates | Notes |
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c.1/20-5/23
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[as OPM-04] appointed Senior Advisor, Immediate Office of the Administrator (SGE, NTE 2026-01-19, EF-00, excepted, volunteer) «Start date and agency inferred from later reporting» Wired | |
1/27
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likely detailed as Senior Advisor, Office of the CIO «Date at USAID reported by NYT» Wash. Post | |
2/03
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likely detailed «Only source is a single tweet. More info needed. Assuming detail from GSA.» X.com | |
c.2/04
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likely detailed «Date unverified, but assuming predates sighting at FEMA» Wash. Post | |
2/05
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internal xfer Wash. Post | |
2/10
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detail to Senior Advisor, Bureau of Diplomatic Technology Wash. Post | |
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internal xfer «NYT links him to TSA, but no other info public» NYT | |
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internal xfer NYT | |
2/19
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internal xfer Senior Advisor Wired | |
2/20
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detail | |
3/05
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likely detailed «Date verified in court document, assuming detail from GSA» court doc | |
3/05
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internal xfer «Granted access to CMS systems on same day as detail to HHS» | |
5/31-6/23
resigned
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converted to permanent position Senior Advisor (GS-15, $167,603 - $195,200) «Salary range for GS-15 in DC» Wired | |
c.6/23
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appointed (SGE) Wired |
Systems
System | Dates | Notes |
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USA Performance
1/28
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1/28 | USA Performance
System tracking job performance of federal employees (OPM) unknown access «system name is listed as “USA Performance - U.S. Office of Personnel Management”» |
HIGLAS
2/05
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2/05 | Healthcare Integrated General Ledger Accounting System
A single, integrated dual-entry accounting system that centralizes accounting for CMS programs, including Medicare and Medicaid. (CMS) read access granted by CIO court doc |
FEMA-Go
2/07
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2/07 | FEMA Grants Outcomes
A system for managing grant program for communities affected by disasters (FEMA) read access Wash. Post |
Office365
2/20
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2/20 | Microsoft Office 365
Microsoft Office 365 is used for agency email and knowledge management systems. (CISA) admin access NBC News |
CALM
3/05
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3/05 | CMS Acquisition Lifecycle Management System
System for tracking CMS acquisitions, contracts, milestones and audits. (CMS) read access granted by CIO court doc |
IDR
3/11
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3/11 | Integrated Data Repository
A data warehouse that receives all Medicare claims after they have been approved for payment (CMS) read access granted by CIO court doc |
Events
Agency | Date | Event |
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1/20
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1/27
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Onboard:
Still convinced that USAID is deliberately committing insubordination against the executive order, Peter Marocco arrives at USAID with DOGE staffers Luke Farritor, Edward Coristine and Clayton Cromer to audit USAID’s accounts.
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1/27
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Access:
Charles Ezell sends an email stating that OPM-02 (Riccardo Biasini), OPM-04 (Edward Coristine), and OPM-06 (Nikhil Rajpal) “urgently” needed access to several sensitive systems within the agency.
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1/28
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Access:
OPM grants OPM-02 (Riccardo Biasini), OPM-04 (Edward Coristine), and OPM-06 (Nikhil Rajpal) full administrative access to the systems USAJOBS, USA Staffing, USA Performance, eOPF, and EHRI. This access included “[c]ode read and write permissions.”
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1/28
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Directory:
Wired Magazine provides an early listing of which Musk-affiliated DOGE staff now have positions at OPM
(fuzz: didn’t name Coristine or Bobba bc of their ages, but later confirmed as them)
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1/31
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2/03
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Sighting:
Email to SBA staff announces that Edward Coristine and Donald Park were granted access to all systems including HR, contract, and payment systems.
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2/05
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2/10
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Sighting:
Edward Coristine and Luke Farritor are posted to the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Technology
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2/10
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2/12
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Directory:
In a FOIA request, Democracy Forward names DOGE staff known to be at OPM at that time in their list of officials to FOIA communications for
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2/19
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Access:
Edward Coristine and Kyle Schutt are reportedly given elevated access to CISA systems, including documents and staff emails.
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3/XX
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Disruption:
Kyle Schutt and Edward Coristine reportedly have pressured staff at DHS to use Grok, a chatbot from Elon Musk’s xAI, despite the fact it had not been approved for use in the agency. A DHS spokesperson denied the allegations.
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3/04
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Directory:
Wired reports that some DOGE staff (Kyle Schutt, Nate Cavanaugh) are being paid as full-time GSA employees, but other staff are listed as volunteers for that agency
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3/05
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3/05
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Access:
Edward Coristine and Zach Terrell are granted read access to the Integrated Data Repository (IDR), a data warehouse of all Medicare claims
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3/05
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Directory:
The Intercept receives a list of 30 DOGE staffers working within the Executive Office of the President (EOP), including 4 lawyers previously not listed
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3/13
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Directory:
As later reported in a declaration in AFL-CIO et al. vs. Department of Labor, HHS employee Mark Samburg finds DOGE staff at the agency listed in an online directory as Executive Engineers (and Rachel Riley as a Senior Advisor)
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3/20
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3/28
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3/29
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3/29
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Legal:
In a legal filing, the DOJ identifies 4 DOGE staffers - Edward Coristine, Marko Elez, Luke Farritor and Amy Gleason - as present at CMS. It omits the names of several other staffers with access to the CALM system.
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4/08
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Directory:
A partial copy of the GSA’s A-Suite access list includes multiple DOGE personnel listed as based in GSA
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4/11
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4/16
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Directory:
Three DOGE staffers are reported to be working with staff from DHS, the State Department and USCIS on implementing an application process for a $5 Million “Gold Card” visa. It is unclear what agencies they are working for and how this partnership has been structured.
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5/23
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5/31
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Report:
Edward Coristine and Luke Farritor are both converted into regular positions at the GSA at the GS-15 level, which would mean an annual salary of $167,603 - $195,200 in Washington, DC. This is the maximum level possible for a general government worker, and it often takes years or decades to reach.
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6/23
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Sighting:
Edward Coristine is reportedly sighted at the Woodlawn, MD location of the Social Security Administration alongside Aram Moghaddassi. It is later confirmed that he is now working as a Special Government Employee (SGE) for the agency after he had resigned his position at GSA.
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6/23
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Offboard:
Less than a month after he was officially hired at GSA, Edward Coristine reportedly resigns his position and is removed from the building directory.
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Open Questions
- Now that Edward Coristine has left the GSA, does that mean that all his detailing agreements have ended? How many of them were still open?